Sunday Brunch...
Best Bloody Marys and Mimosas ever! Pretty good breakfast, as well..    [30 Sep 2002 11:30:35]

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     ­Anonymous   

nightmare
took 45 minutes to get cold gumbo, cost $40 for 2 burgers, 2 small bowls of cold gumbo, + 2 drinks.
Poor service, owner came over & flirted with my wife. Jeez.    [03 Feb 2004 00:48:26]

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     ­Kevin Levine   

OYSTERS GALORE
Best oysters in the world. You'll know because they are named after the place. I never even liked oysters until I had theirs! GREAT!!!    [09 Feb 2004 15:52:48]

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Recommended Dishes: Noah's oysters and Ark oysters

     ­Nikki   

not worth the trip to baycliff
Food & service were awful, it took 20 minutes to get my drinks, 30 more to get my food (chicken breast), which was rubbery and flavorless. I know you people do not post negative reviews, but I wasted $35 at this raggedy place. Unlike your first post, I am not "anonymous", I am a real person.    [21 Mar 2004 18:34:03]

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     ­Kim   

Noah's Ark has the best appitizers in Bacliff.Try the Hot Mermaids,and Peel & eat shrimp.Definatly worth driving from Seabrook for. Check it out!    [05 Aug 2004 22:56:13]

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Recommended Dishes: Fishermans Platter

     ­Lisa   

biker retreat
It's where bikers like to go. Good food and prices but don't expect a waitress at your arm at all times. This place is jumping most of the time so sit back and enjoy.    [10 Dec 2004 18:19:07]

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     ­Anonymous   

Why would't I come back :-)
It's a great place to visit, relax, & enjoy the company of great folks. Services was great & neat! Coffee was beyond comparison! Drink specials out of this world! And the atmosphere was pleasent, tasteful, and stimulating! Princess (Carla) & Desiree are the bomb!    [15 Dec 2005 19:40:35]

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Recommended Dishes: Capitan's platter

     ­Michele   

what happened to the food and drink, Fred?
The red fish can be good but today's offering had gone bad and had to be returned after the first bite. Yuck! I ordered a fried chicken breast next. It was thin, which is okay, but too dry to be appreciated and easily chewed. The green beans and mashed potatoes were good. The Mermaids (shrimp and jalapeno wrapped in bacon, battered, fried) is a cool idea but the bacon was not cooked. Suggest partially cooking the bacon before deep fry so the bacon and shrimp are done at the same time or cook the whole deal longer. Then there are the $1.50 Bloody Marys. Also a very cool idea for the weekend. Since there is no accounting for taste, a caddy of additives is provided. However, the mix is already spiced the way the house likes it. Dang! It would far better to provide tomato juice, some lemon or lime, and vodka then let folks use the caddy of additive to prepare to taste -- which seems like the general idea. Fred, you got a nice place. What happened?    [22 Apr 2006 22:45:03]

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     ­Anonymous   

Great burgers... but you could improve on the service.
You know.. we love it at Noah's.. we go almost every single Friday night for the burgers, beer and Buzztime Trivia. Now THAT was an awesome idea.. getting the internet game going. But.. hey.. the service certainly could improve. I have had to clean our table before sitting down, clean other peoples tables for them, help get service for elderly people coz no one is watching the door, and the waiter/waitress hardly gets the orders right. I think you could really improve on serving your customers.. and what happened the the awesome bands and dancing?? My husband and I met 7 years ago right there at Noah's and it was a really great place.. lots of music and fun. But by 9pm the place is now cleared out and almost everyone gone! What happened? I have almost thought about getting a job there to help out!    [04 Oct 2006 16:45:06]

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Recommended Dishes: The Hog Burger, Noah Burger and Mushroom Burger

     ­Anonymous   

Noah's Ark is a super place to eat.
If it weren't we wouldn't be there two or three times a week. The Staff are all friends of ours now and it's nice to be recognized.
Negative posts here must have been posted by the lonely competition. We've never had a complaint. :-)    [21 Feb 2007 06:05:44]

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